Bio of a mad man  

Name: John Gaertner
Sex: M
Date of birth: 5/20/76
Location: Northern New Jersey
Education: Associate Degree in Illustration
Interests: Sara (my girl)
Talents: Concept & logo illustration, character design, marker inking, airbrush painting, digital art, texturing
Present Occupation: 3D texture artist Kaos studios THQ
Weopons: Photoshop CS, Illustrator CS, Deep Paint, Windows Notepad & Stickies
Footware: Doc Martins (Steel Toe)
Time Killers: Art, concerts, biking, surfing, mosh pits, snowboarding
Poison: Burritos, artichokes, white fish spread, Asahi beer
Music of choice: Slayer, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, No Warning, Nirvana, Zao, Morrissey (The Smiths)In Flames, Shadows Fall, Arch Enemy,Mindless Self ndulgence, God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Autumn to Ashes, Count Me Out, Adamantium, Walls of Jericho, Metallica (old not new), AFI, NOFX, Jesus Lizard, At the Drive In, Rob Zombie, Melt Banana, Tura Satana, Alice in chains, CKY, Dillinger Escape Plan, My Ruin, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, Metalica

Bitten by a radiactive...... cartoonist, our hero used his super powers of creativity for none other than evil. Soon survival was the issue and he was forced to whore his talents in the world of freelance. A two year stint drawing weekly cartoons at a local newspaper left him just enough time to produce tattoo art, wall murals, toy designs, and caricatures on the side. Not long after, our hero landed a dream job in New York, creating T-shirt graphics for a licensing company called "Changes." Money, fame, and women began to roll in at a rate most humans could not handle. Years later while working for a fashion company in the Empire State Building, the boy wonder was called upon to take on a dreadful task most men would cringe at the thought of...
... Video Games!
Secen years and counting...

This is were the legend of J. Gaertner continues to write itself in our modern day history books. This bio was brought to you by the makers of "lack of sleep" and "over active imagination".
I hope you all enjoy the site. I'll gladly embrace any feedback and freelance requests.SAY HI (Hey these web sites cost $$$)

PEACE:
Just wanted to thank anyone who assisted me with getting this site up. I owe you guys a burger or something.